Thursday, January 23, 2014

How to Construct the Perfect Pop Song:
What's the formula? Who's writing these songs?

            I was aimlessly scrolling the internet one day when I came upon an interesting article; "20 Hit Songs Meant for Other Singers". As a musician, this type of article grabbed my attention because musicians are always trying to gain extra trivia knowledge to stump their friends. I clicked on the article and quickly learned that the ever-so-catchy, "Umbrella", by the pop star Rihanna, was actually meant to be sung by Britney Spears. This perplexed me, not because I didn't understand that pop music's filled with ghostwriters, record label demands, and producers, but because I thought a singer like Rihanna would have had at least a little creative input on her wildly famous song. The article basically showcased the "behind the scenes" trading of prepared songs ready for someone to make them famous, without writing one note or one lyric. So intrigued by the article, I decided to look into just whom was actually writing the songs that play every car ride. On top of that, I decided to take a look into the music theory behind these songs. I'd always been aware of the "4 chord" pop song with the Verse-Chorus-Bridge structure, but I wanted to test just how many of the most popular songs were structured the exact same way. From this inspiration, I devised the question; "What's the formula to a perfect pop song? and Who is actually writing these songs?".
            The Billboard Hot 100 is the most commonly used list when it comes to indentifying America's top songs. I went here to find the current #1 song in the nation, which turned out to be "The Monster" by rapper Eminem, featuring the previously mentioned Rihanna. To start, I gathered the songs chord progression from Ultimate Guitar.com, B Minor-A Major-G Major (Bm-A-G). The other information gathered for the track included the Beats Per Minute (BPM) of 110, the length of the song (4:10) and finally the genre, Hip Hop. Next, it was time to find out who wrote this track. Was it another "Umbrella" case? In the end, "The Monster" was written by Eminem...but alongside 6 others. Rihanna, the featured star, was not among the other writers. It's surprising to see so many co-writers on a track that uses a basic structure and 3 chords. In order to follow up my research, I then went back to the Billboard Hot 100 and studied the same details in each of the #1 songs, dating all the way back to the beginning of 2011. In total, there have been 35 #1 songs in America since 2011, and each one was not too much different than the next.
            The chord progression of Bm-A-G was not rare, as it showed up in 3 more #1 songs since 2011. In fact, Rihanna's song "Diamonds" simply switched those chords around and had a progression of G-Bm-A. Once again, Rihanna was not part of the writing process of this song, which had 4 other people writing it. Another song with these chords was "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus, which has a progression of Bm-D-A-G, the same as "The Monster", only adding a D Major Chord. "Wrecking Ball" also ended up on the list of songs that had no input from the artist in the writing process. It was written by 5 people, and not at all by Cyrus.  Other songs that were written 100% by others and not the artist include, "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson who had 4 others write her song, "We Found Love" by Rihanna who had 1 person hand her the song, "S&M" by Rihanna featuring Britney Spears was written by 4 others, and finally "Hold It Against Me" by Britney Spears was written by 4 others and not Spears. In conclusion, both Rihanna and Britney Spears have not contributed to writing any of their top hits within the past 3 years.
            Only 6 of the 35 top songs were written solely by other ghostwriters, but only 4 of the 35 were written solely by the artist with no help from other sources. Ironically, one of these songs is "Blurred Lines", the controversial song by Robin Thicke, T.I, and Pharrell. However, the list is dominated by songs that have multiple other writers. The biggest case is in the recent song, "Timber" by Pitbull featuring Ke$ha, which uses 9 other writers besides themselves totaling 11 writers for one song.
            "Timber" also has the lists most common chord progression of Em-G-D-C. Variations of these same four chords appear in 7 other songs on the list. Taylor Swift's "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" has the progression of C-G-D-Em and clocks in at 3 minutes and 12 seconds. Similarly, Carly Rae Jepsen's, "Call Me Maybe" has the chords C-G-Em-D, which is almost identical and clocks in at just a second more, 3 minutes and 13 seconds. The other songs that had almost identical chord progressions include, "Just Give Me a Reason" By Pink. As well as, "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5.  Another common progression, Am-C-G-F, was used in 7 songs as well. Two of these songs, "We Found Love" and "Somebody that I used to Know" by Gotye, not only had the same chords, but clocked in only 2 seconds apart and only 1 BPM different from each other. Although these two songs sound nothing alike, the same four chords have created a pop song that tops charts.
            As far as the timing of songs go, the shortest song proved to be "Royals" by Lorde at 3:10 and the longest was "Someone Like You" by Adele at 4:47. There is over a minute difference between the two tracks, but this disparity was not common with the median songs. "Roar" by Katy Perry is 3:42 and "Wrecking Ball" is 3:41. "Hold It Against Me" is 3:49 and "Firework" by Katy Perry is 3:48. "Part of Me" by Perry and "We Found Love" are almost the same song, both clocking in at 3:35. Both tracks have the same chords of Am-F-C-G and BPM's of 130 and 128 respectively. Both songs are also described as "Dance Pop".
            So what does this all mean? Well, to most it doesn't mean much, "I don't really pay attention to the structure or details like that" says 19 year old radio listener Nick Almieda. Most audience members share the same view, including critics and music reviewers. Despite Miley Cyrus being absent in writing her song "Wrecking Ball", Jon Dolan of Rolling Stone commented on the song calling it, "great coming of age pop".  The same goes for every other song that has topped the charts over the years.
            In conclusion, I found my answers to my two questions. I originally asked, "Who's Writing these songs?" and although there's not one common name that pops up more often than others, the conclusion is that #1 songs are not solo efforts. They are written by at least 2 or three others and at most there's a double digit number of writers. As far as the formula to a perfect pop song goes, I'd say either grab the chords, G-D-Em-C or Am-F-C-G to begin with. Next, have a BPM of around 130 and have your song be about 3 minutes 40 seconds long. For the genre, the most occurring sound of "Dance Pop" is the best bet. There are many ways to make 4 chords, basic beats and structures work differently. Pop singers and the ghostwriters know all the tricks to making them successful.  




















Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Sean Mathews
F
1/8/13

SELF DEPRECATION


            Sean Mathews? Yeah, the kid with the same stupid flippy haircut he’s had since the 7th grade? Does he even wash it? Probably not. After all, he certainly doesn’t wash that same pair of girly skinny jeans that he wears literally every day. And while we’re on the topic of appearance, what do his shirts even mean? Like, “Pianos Become the Teeth”? What the hell kind of stupid band is that? And “Modern Life Is War”? Is that some kind of pathetic attempt at being dark and depressing? It might’ve worked if you weren’t the kind that wears tight jeans and beat up moccasins 24/7. I mean seriously, last year the kid wore a pair of slippers that had a 3 inch hole all year long. Like, ever heard of sneakers? You know…Jordan’s? Nike? Something that actually cost you more than 12 dollars at Target? The kid is so anti-social too. Have you ever seen him in the hallways? Head down, dressed in black, flipping his hair every few seconds for maximum teen angst effect. He used to be popular too! Like in middle school he was the punk kid that left school and got suspended, stole a school lunch and got away with it, and passed in a blank quiz one time! Whatever happened to the sociable Sean Mathews? I hear he got voted Wallflower in the yearbook this year. That’s funny. You know what a wallflower is? It’s a shy or unpopular person, like that kid in that book that no one read for the one book/one school last year. Honestly, he probably read it. The kids almost become a nerd. But he’s like…not even a nerd. I’m pretty sure he tries to take AP classes but can’t even pass in his homework on time. I’m pretty sure he just sits in class and writes “emotional” poetry. He’s in some stupid “screamo” band that he apparently does for fun on the weekends. Like, bro, go to a party or something. How about you not be friends only with kids that live hours away? Sean claims that his sick screaming band, which is called “Pathfinder”, is doing well. But on the real…what the heck is he even saying in his songs? Literally can’t even understand a word he screams. Also, his band name is lame. Literally there’s a car, a movie, an RPG video game, and I’m pretty sure another band all named Pathfinder. And by the way, stop posting “Come to my band’s show!” literally every day on the internet. No one cares about your dumb band. Hmm what else? Oh, literally he works as a Janitor at Roche Bros. Nice one. Who wants to be a janitor? Like this kids life is literally taking out trash, cleaning bathrooms, and screaming into a microphone. I heard from his friends that he’s never on time, he never answers his phone, and his car is filled with trash. I even heard that his trunk is literally filled with trash. Also, drink some more mountain dew why don’t you? All that caffeine definitively doesn’t make you energetic that’s for sure. How can someone be so dull and anti-social? Like maybe you should literally get a smart phone? Like I remember when Flip phones were cool in the 5th grade LOL. Maybe if you had a better phone you’d be less of a wallflower! Like, he literally just got an Instgram. I bet he spends time reading poetry instead. He probably listens to recorded poetry too, along with his other scream bands. I bet the kid doesn’t even know who Robin Thicke is! Literally, he used to be athletic too. I’m pretty sure he made the JV baseball team freshman year but quit because he chose to get a job. Like, what a waste of talent. He should go play track or something. I mean, he’s scrawny enough to be a good runner. The kid’s just skin and bones. He tries to show it off with his stupid tight pants. He used to be taller than everyone too. Like, the kid hit puberty before anyone. In the 6th grade he already had his deep mumbling voice that you can’t even understand. He also already had his sad excuse for a mustache and goatee in middle school. Does he think that passes as legit facial hair? I can’t even.  Now he’s average height, still inaudible, and continues to forget to shave regularly. I’m pretty sure he’s like 19? Like, bro, didn’t you stay back in Pre-School? Wasn’t it because you didn’t draw arms on your stick figures? Literally so funny. Sean Mathews? Yeah I know him. He’s just a flower on the wall.